things you don't do drunk when you dating someone new who despises drinkers

- you dont call him, drunk, have him pick you up, and regurgitate those oh-youse-a badass- tequilla shots
- following week, pop in on a surprise visit @ 3 am , drunk, expressing to him why you're the cat's meow and how lucky he is to have you

there's a slight chance (just a slight) he will not think you're the cat's meow, drop you home, and never call you back.


note: these comments are not based on factual events...just factual events i choose to adamantly deny.