orkney, the cat

orkney is black. orkney has red eyes. orkney likes to wake me up @ 6 in the morning by jumping on the bed. that scares me so i lock orkney out. orkney scratches the door. i sleep with earmuffs now.

orkney is black. orkney has red eyes. i try to pet orkney. orkney bites me. orkney slaps me with his paw. i don't pet orkney anymore.