oh no she didn't! [insert snapping fingers and head roll]

when an extremely flirty text (“I miss your chocolate body”) pops up on your boyfriend’s blackberry while he’s asleep that you ,clearly, didn’t write… do you?
a)confront your boyfriend
b)reply to the trick who wrote the text “but his dark hershey ass is with me. i suggest a granola bar in aisle 9-less fattening!”
c)toss and turn in bed and slap your boyfriend’s arm every time he tries to cuddle, blaming your sour mood on “bad sushi”
d)while tossing and turning in bed “accidentally” knee your boyfriend’s balls and smirk as he whines “ ba-baaaby”.


i only committed "c"--ok! and "d", too. what?