tired. tired of being sick and tired.

obama inspires me. when i hear him speak, i want to run for president. then i think about my drunken nights harassing people on u st, and i back down. so i decided to have a rally at my workplace ... for things that matter:

Coffee:
Our receptionist does not brew a new batch of late afternoon coffee. It's vital that we have a new batch of coffee! How many times must we microwave a cup of coffee b/c it was brewed 5 hours ago? How many times must we go all the way to the 1st floor Corner Bakery and spend $2.40 b/c some receptionist can't brew afternoon coffee? Who's tired? Who's tired of being sick and tired?

Pens:

How many times have you received a phone call [ crowd nods] and tried to write down the number... but you can't find a pen...not one single pen! But you know you had it an hour ago! [ crowd nods head vehemently] You even had it 15 mins ago! Only to find out your colleague next to you is using it. Who's tired? And Tired of being sick and tired?

Sharing Elevators:

Who hates small talk? [ crowd raises hand] So you're sharing an elevator with a colleague you personally don't like, but you're stuck in a small space for 40 seconds...not to mention the time you're waiting for the elevator. She looks at you. You look down. But she wants to talk to you...about nothin-the weather, how long the lines are @ " five guys", and her new jeans she got on sale for $20!!!

WHO IS TIRED? AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED? WELL, WE ARE! AND WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

[crowd stands and cheers " No we don't! No we don't! No we don't"]