fuk u Ophiuchus!

received one the most disheartening links this morning (see: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/13/new-zodiac-sign-dates-oph_n_808567.html#s223863&title=kristin_leigh)

so apparently due to some shift in the earth, i'm now a gemini?!?!?!? i havent been this upset since i finally accepted my father really IS my father and my mom wasn't immaculately conceived.

not gonna accept it. nope. im a cancer girl, always been a cancer girl. im sooooooo cancer. like, if there was a cancer poster child, it would be me. well...actually thats partly true. where my birthday falls, im part of the more misunderstood cancer. the less sensitive cancer. i digress. so, yeah, fuk geminis.

i spent my whole life hating geminis. i broke up with a guy bc he was a gemini....and, well, bc i also found out he had a girlfriend... but thats neither here nor there.

geminis are evil. geminis are insane. geminis are fukn nuts! have you ever met a normal gemini? yeah, me neither. they are , like,baaaaaaaaad news. i will even go out on a limb and say the majority of serial-killers are geminis...did i confirm the list of names of serial killers on wikipedia and check where their bday falls? nope. but im pretty sure. preeeettty sure. so incase you're not following me....gemini = bad. well, with the exception of my one gemini friend. but that bastard has a problem returning phone calls, so yeah, he's shady too. luv him tho.

so in conclusion....im not a gemini. i couldn't possibly be a gemini. so ophiuchus, you can go back to wherever you came from. im stickin with crabs.

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