all shall love me and despair

i'm just a girl tryin to make a dolla out of yoohoo bottles

Sunday, October 22, 2006

there comes a point in a relationship...

when you feel that things aren't working. so, you sit down, look your partner in the eyes and utter "i love you but i dont think this is going to work". you guys share a tear or two, hug, give each other an awkward "so...what do we do now?" stare... watch flavor of love marathon... comment on how much you like deelishis... laugh at miss new york's vernacular ("beneful"?)...have an indepth discussion on flava flav and coonery...doze off on the couch...wake up and decide its too late to go home...share a bed and sleep...cuddle...make-out...stop...attempt to sleep...

10 minutes later

cuddle...make-out...have sex

and bam--you're back together and live happily ever after

until... [cues dramatic music]

Thursday, October 12, 2006

rock and mothafuk'n roll!


ok, so yesterday, my boyfriend---ok, i really hate typing " my boyfriend" b/c it makes me sound so highfalutin (yeah, i see some of ya'll muttering "but bitch you IS...and yes, im aware that sentence wasn't grammatically correct)anyhoo, we will now refer to him as "O"....ok, i don't like "O"...how bout "F"? Yeah, "F" works.

Ok, so, yesterday, F and I went over to Best Buy so he could get a new phone. I love Best Buy b/c usually I grab a wheel chair and just ride around the whole store, while the workers raise their eyebrow questioning "did that trick just...?" but , ofcourse, they dont say shit cuz what 25 yr old actually grabs the wheelchair and rides around like a damn fool? yup, dat be me. anyhoo, this wasn't one of those days b/c F's sister accompanied us, and you know, i'm not tryin to have her think im a damn fool (she already thinks im a brat)

so as i was roaming through the the keyboard aisle (none of dem suckas were plugged), i stumbled on guitar hero. its this dope music game on playstation where you're part of this rock band. the game comes w/ this plastic guitar w/ colorful keys that replace strings and you press those keys when they pop up on the screen. well, i was the shit. i even developed a signature move. its like this knee jerk...its actually like a reflex when i play. before i knew it, a crowd had emerged out of nowhere. of course, that was my sign to remove myself from the game and allow someone else to play. well, raspberries on them cuz i wasn't going to move for noone.

after 45 mins of nonstop playing, i felt like a hendrix... maybe it was the acid (i.e handful of NERDS), but it felt real. real until F interrupted "i love rock n' roll" w/ a "i'm ready. you in the mood for Chipotle?"